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Limited to copies only. US pressing clear vinyl with opaque, red and yellow in a plain white sleeve. On the heels of Wages featuring two more brand new tracks , this incredible flexi reinforces the excitement about what else is coming in the near future.

The band are arguably more excited and focused than ever, planning all kinds of live dates to debut the new material and give long starved fans a solid dose of the classics. There have been a lot of musical contributors in this band, and with this, only three actual releases, but RE-VOLTS have remained a staple for live music goers in the Bay Area for more than a decade.

Its perhaps Spike in his most raw state- Spike being Spike, with all his friends. We expect no less, and with this paper thin hip shakin knee slapper, deliver just that:"I wrote this song to celebrate fuller-figured rock and roll girls with equatorial DNA. Not that they ever needed my advocacy. The floor-shakers and bra-breakers Im talking about know exactly how bad they are.

The group choses to abandon the comfort of familiarity, embrace the confusion of our world and denounce man made belief systems meant to squash the weak and unfortunate. To be godlike by creating worlds, to be angelic by soaring above the ruins and to be like a demon by seeking the immoral core of magical experiment. Nothing is sacred in the sweet blasphemy of art. On this latest 7" release with infamous record label Sympathy for the Record Industry, the band covers punk classic Bored.

Of course the original can never be equalled, but this version is pretty damn impressive and seems to have won Niagaras heart who agreed to lend her artwork for the cover art. BORED Honouring the themes and standards of Hank Williams, these musical jewels amply demonstrate Ms Scarlets ability to craft new classics in a timeless way. The release triggered a Spanish tour, more European shows, and hopefully an upcoming return trip to the States sometime in the near future. Getting nostalgic and digging through boxes and boxes of old flyers, lyrics and more, the band discovered an old reel-to-reel master they forgot even existed, dating back to their very first recording in Those early tracks, combined with two other extremely obscure favorites find themselves here on a very special piece of vinyl.

Most of these records are to be sold over the merch table but the remainder will be available exclusively via Rev Distribution and Pirates Press Records. All said and done, the Swedes flew down there and everyone had a great time! The two bands got along really well and the shows were all fantastic! Soon, ideas were thrown around about doing something together, which resulted in this great split. To make it even more "intimate," both bands decided to record one of each others tunes to complement the brand new one of their own.

All four songs are fantastic. For those who got to take in one of those gigs, this is a great memento of one hell of a week. For everyone else its meant to just make you jealous and hope that either or ideally both of these bands come play your small town someday soon.

For now, youll have to get by with the vinyl This new 7inch, their third release and first for us, is a bonafide banger from the get-go, putting the smack down with a snarling four songs in six minutes wallop, steeped in that radical moment in time where late 70s UK punk and early 80s Ami-hard core collided.

From the opening, ear-piercing squeal of "Not Alright," to the deadly squall of feedback and brain-bashing pummel on "Not Coming Back," Sore Points fork over breakneck kicks in spades, and guarantees your own rocknroll kicks for days. Coupled together, complementary in their politics and social outlooks, Pirates Press is proud to release this split 7" before full lengths by both bands later this year. Monsieur Sultan makes autobiographical on the suave and sparse "Filthy Rat," switching gears from slow to GO!

As does their cohesiveness! Their notoriety in San Francisco came quickly, selling out the common bar shows local bands get introduced through. Their debut 7" is nearly out of print, scooped up by local fans and internet collectors alike, and this follow-up to it is sure to be a hit as well!! This single will bring you the freshly composed "Bewildered" track and a great rendition of Peter Gabriel's 80's hit song "Sledgehammer". It includes one track from their latest album Stay Rad! This is their 2nd single the first was released in Australia on Insipid Vinyl.

Team on lead vocals on a ravishing minutes of a Phil Spector treatment of Cheap Tricks, "Surrender" that will make Rick Nielsen very very proud. Sharing an enormous love on 45 rpm singles and record collecting, TT Syndicate have prepared a set of six singles wh Six different recording sessions with six different moods that will become one LP, to be released by the end of the year. One Night Stands is Rhythm and Blues, seasoned with a pinch of Latin arrangements, which tells the story of a troubled lowlife pole dancer who cant resist falling for one night adventures.

ALL IN Their debut single "Red Eye" and self-titled full-length are both treasured by fans worldwide. Big fans of the band, Pirates Press Records teamed up with I Scream Records to present this 7" in hopes that more Americans catch on to what thousands of Swedes and other Europeans have been hip to for years! The versatility, sheer talent and ingenuity that this band shows is profound, and we can only hope that this single and their new full-length bring them over to the states sometime soon!

Pick up this limited edition white vinyl 7" single and get hooked! These four new songs are aiming to go directly under the skin, cut into the heart and clench the fist. Vizediktator are the charming curb but also the uncomfortable stone in the shoe. Not all is lost, because this gang pulls the wolf out of the sheep's clothing.

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Postercover incl. WOLFE The record kicks off as it means to go on with "If You,'re Not Here" Harmonically, Melodically, rhythmically a perfect heart melody where Dale sells it with all the sincerity and sensitivity that makes a true Honky Tonk Artist. Heavyweight rhythms where Rockabillies will feel the raw! Dale boasts a baritone voice which gives his songs a style which can,t really be compared, make sure you attend his show next time he pays a visit to your town!! A dive into old-school electro and minimal synth. Five tracks plus a cover of Dupond's 'Let's Rock' from the classic 'Breakin' 'n' Enterin' original motion picture soundtrack Limited to copies on transparent clear vinyl.

UNDER Abstract Nympho was formed spontaneously on the occasion of a Pharoah Chromium gig at the Haperende Mens festival in Rotterdam in January At first using a poem by the Berlin poet Scardanelli who also happens to be Rahels father over improvised layers of noise and psychedelia, the pairs sound quickly evolved into unusual live interpretations of songs by Jane Birkin and Hawkwind and free form improvisations on electronics, trumpet, rauschpfeife and vocals.

The result was heard by Christian Iffland, owner of the record store Static Record and its adjacent label Static Age, who offered to release the four tracks as an EP. Using wind instruments, synths, feedbacks, an electronic tempura and the skills of Gordon W. Kirk Harold Sandoz. The name of the project is a combination of the slang terms for LSD acid and heroin horse , as well as a play on the title of the then-popular acid house movement.

The same song was performed differently on each side, one produced by Ministry and the other by Cabaret Voltaire. Limited to copies pressed on pink vinyl with artwork inspired on the original design and a sticker with the classic horse head skull. Five original tracks and a cover of cult classic Christiane F. Limited to copies. COVER A-side includes three songs full of analog synths, cold bass lines and vocoder vocals. B-side is reserved for some remixes. Second one by David Carretta, famous french DJ and producer. And the last one by Fotoplastikon, a cult underground project from Poland.

Limited to copies with foldover jacket. They composed and recorded at Paragon Studios Berlin a 3-track 12" single released in This "electro-wave" project is now re-issued including the three original tracks plus a rare mix of "The Russians Are Coming" from the same recording sessions. Limited run of copies with a postcard. The duo began composing music as the soundtrack to sex shows on Hamburgs famous "Mile of Sin".

Soon after, Holger started working in a local record shop where he played early Boytronic demos during his shifts. A representative from Mercury Records came to the shop, heard the songs and gave the band a contract. They would go to release many singles and two albums "The Working Model" in and "The Continental" in By the record company claimed rights to the band name and put together a completely different line-up fronted by Hayo Lewerentz. This new incarnation continued to record under the Boytronic name until the mid's.

Some might say the production feels a little undercooked, but its certainly not something you can charge a real screamo act with. This mini-album is reissued for the first time on vinyl including all the original songs plus a different version of 'Doctor X'. Though four long years have passed between long-players, those keeping score could have charted the band's growth over the course of sporadic split-releases with psych-brethren Shooting Guns, Radiation Flowers, and their Morricone-esque contribution to the Return Of The Son Of Gutbucket compilation.

No longer are Hawkeyes merely a punishing, claustrophobic, maelstrom of doom. Heavy still reigns, but subtlety, texture, and myriad other ancillary instruments colour these four swirling tracks in ways previously unheard. Colour vinyl presented in a gsm gloss laminated sleeve with full colour 2 sided insert and download code. MISS B. This EP only made it to the test pressing stage back in , and featured those two tracks from the first single along with "All The Answers" and "Justice For All". This is the absolute holy grail for Social Distortion fans and it's finally available in commercial form.

Includes two bonus tracks. The one who did hard time in prison was not Mike Ness.


It was the drummer Carrot, better known as John Stevenson, now living a very ordinary life in rural Florida. I now count John as a dear friend. Apparently, he was only 16 years old when he rolled into the studio that day in April , armed with a taped-up pair of drumsticks. This time there was no fighting in the studio over production values. Its name was ,Mindstrip", and hell followed within. On the dancefloors of the world this album set standards that found thousands of copycats without ever been reached again.

It is time to return to the roots of the music that became famous worldwide under the term of Hellelectro. A whole generation danced until their feet were bleeding for nearly 20 years, now a new generation shall be lead into sin. They have already a bunch of releases edited by Oraculo Records. This 12" EP includes two brand new tracks and two exclusive remixes. The remix done by Dirk Da Davo from The Neon Judgement keeps the feeling of the track but adding some drums, guitar samplers and sequences trademarked by this Belgian legend.

On the b-side there is the original mix of "Aimless Device", an electro-pop tune with catchy melodies, analog bass lines and female voices. The remix prepared for this track by the new american sensation Boy Harsher is a surefire dance-floor full of hypnotic beats and dark atmospheres.

Limited edition of copies on black vinyl. Straighforward, catchy and a sing-a-long factor as good as their countrys educational and welfare system. Limited one sider!

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From their first recording studio sessions of Sept at Toe Rag, London. All the things you've heard until now have had that mediocre mashup beat - the style that made these portly, middle aged performers just about the biggest thing that's ever happened to your neighborhood dive bar on a Friday night. Surfin' Turf is entirely different. It's a treble filled record, and if you haven't already heard the guys do it, consider yourself lucky. This sad, cash grab, straight-to-cutout album is speeding headlong into obscurity and unsurprisingly, it has made zero friends for the boys.

We're very sorry that this sticky, foul smelling smudge will forever stain your legacy. MAY 16 Fuzz maniacs and worshipers of the beat culture, their favorite crime scene is the stage. A raw and immediate live He first formed 0 the legendary band Agents in considered to be the very first Brazilian electronic group. In he composed and recorded 'Eletricidade' with the use of a Minimoog model D, Moog liberation, Crumar string ensemble and vocoder. This track could be considered as the first techno-pop in Brazil. It was also used on a video-art awarded by different festivals. Limited to copies on 10 inch vinyl with numbered insert.

Influenced by old Brazilian punk, Japanese 90's power violence and bands like F. Offering super multi-layered nonsensical lyrics while bending sludge, doom and solid riffing with noise and psychedelic drones, the band takes you to all kind of places all at once. A GIFT HE-MEN HOU TEN MI SOU Salum Abdallah and Cuban Marimba Band were at the forefront of "muziki wa dansi", the emerging dance music scene influenced by Cuban 78s, crazes like the twist and cha cha cha, and the local sounds of their home country.

Hailing from the town of Morogoro, they rose to be stars across the country. Out of over sides recorded for local labels, mostly Mzuri Records of Kenya, these twelve songs are the cream of the crop. Only a few of these have ever been re-released in any form, and that hasnt happened in eons. Lots of toe tappers, smile enhancers, and downright dancers, with a few slower and sweeter songs to round it out. Taken from , these twelve songs shine a brighter light on an already bright light that was Salum Abdallah, taken away from this earth all too early at the age of The 12 song LP comes in an old style tip-on sleeve with lyrics in Swahili with English translations on the inner sleeve.

Despite being enormously popular on their home turf, and to a lesser extent in the UK and Europe, their album Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap was not even released in America. Its hard to believe that this classic came out 35 years ago, isnt it?! Now were happy to bring it to you in this special anniversary edition thats limited to copies! Dont think the fun stops there cause this also includes the original insert and art work. Plus a full color poster with never before seen photos and liner notes by the band and other notable personalities!

Plus there are a few other surprises we are not going to mention Paul still may not be home , but you can at least own this piece of history. With only being pressed you better grab this up quick! SLEEP Bibi was soon confronted with the oppression and marginalization of the Tuareg by the national governments of Mali and Niger. Just as early awakened his love for music. As a child, Bibi Ahmed taught himself to play the guitar before receiving his education from the great master and father of the Tuareg blues, Abdallah ag Oumbadougou. Marked by the experiences in the Libyan refugee camps during the Tuareg uprising, Bibi Ahmed and his band Group Inerane gave the rebellion its own musical voice, while at the same time making the rich tradition of Tamachek guitar singing accessible to a new generation of listeners.

In February and in collaboration with Sounds of Subterrania and Lotte Lindenberg Studio, Bibi recorded his first solo album on which he played all of the instruments himself. This reduction opened up a whole new view on this quite extraordinary mix of Tuareg blues, electrified Tamachek folk and psychedelic Sahara rock.

The listener literally feels the shimmer of the heat and, once one embarks on the path of listening, the differences between spiritual trance and hypnotic psychedelic blues become indistinct. Since he and Midnite entered the reggae scene in with the "Unpolished" set, the man has been extremely busy and his output is truly incredible. Within a period of 22 years he has been involved in numerous projects which led to the release of more than 60 full length albums. In Akron became a quartet in order to perform their music on stage and soon after they recorded an album with the aim to capture the essence of their live set-up.

Five years later, "Ritualul Sferei" The Ritual of the Spheres finally sees the light of day, resembling a pseudo-tribal ceremony from an inhospitable corner of the universe. TABOO Recorded live at the Underworld in Camden, this concert finds the band performing Hawkwind's classic behemoth Hall Of The Mountain Grill in its entirety plus additional fan favorites!

The result being an unique reconfiguration of new age vocabulary with East African traditional sensibilities. The tape quickly sold out and the new Volume of Memorias presented here arrives now on the mother label Discrepant, on Vinyl with an expanded sound palette appropriate to the format. Memorias Vol. The aim of the trip was to visit a gathering of nomadic musicians at an oasis close to the Algerian border.

Like Memorias Vol1. Where Vol1. Marcin Regucki and Pawel Strzelec combine in a very unique way elements from different spectres: industrial, techno, electronic pop and post-punk. Clear vinyl limited to copies. POST ZERO GPS MASY MY Subsequently returning to that city, the band soon garnered a reputation for Nugents searing solos and the unusual positioning of his Gibson Byrdland guitar.

Although not as well-known as sophomore LP Journey To The Center Of The Mind, the debut album has a fine mix of hardrocking originals and individual cover tunes, including some psychedelic numbers and a wonderful treatment of Big Joe Williams blues classic, "Baby Please Dont Go", which provided their first taste of chart success.

CUTE K on vinyl for the first time in close to a decade. The album comes housed in a completely upgraded gatefold jacket printed by Stoughton which includes spot gloss over the iconic bloody nose cover image to really make the cover art POP! Andrew W. And while that may seem a sizeable task for one man to shoulder, consider that the Michigan-reared screamer has devoted the whole of his debut album I Get Wet to ecstatic celebration of the id.

Its a heck of an idea, and its brought W. But W. Think of the gargantuan riffs of "Detroit Rock City" smeared with Flock of Seagulls-style synth while some manic propagandist hollers himself hoarse over top. I Get Wet has one setting-loud-but not since the Stooges has unmitigated hedonism, and just plain headbanging, seemed like a plan.

Mighty members of the three-finger devil salute fraternity, your soundtrack has arrived. Available on RED vinyl! They've become infamous in their hometown of Toronto for their insanely high-energy, take-no-prisoner live performances influenced by The Blackhearts, The Runaways, L7 and the Distillers. They've shared the stage with awesome bands like Against Me! The new album is insanely good. Like really fucking good. Joyously rebellious, unapologetically irreverent and rammed with instantly classic punk rock'n'roll anthems, this first long-player is set to make its mark on the on the face of music.

RUN They influenced an entire generation of french musicians by the ferociously independent way they play and produce music. Peplum is a perfect album name for a band which is such a landmark in the french underground scene. PS: What they do can imperfectly be described as an instrumental, teared-apart and howling harsh folkloric pop. STADE EXIL It was the vehicle by which bassist Haroumi Hosono first came to prominence, years before he became known as the "Godfather of Japanese electronica" as the founding member and leader of Yellow Magic Orchestra, though this musical titan had work released prior to the groups founding, such as the song "The Sea Of Summer Day," recorded with Yuko Okuyama and released by King Records the year before.

Of course, the day that the LP was actually released is reportedly the day that Apryl Fool announced their termination, giving this scarce release another level of legend for connoisseurs. Originally recorded and released in Sydney - Australia in , under guidance of their leader John A. Spittles a. Johnny Casino , this album reached the maximum exposition of sonic attack and guitar army sound mixing Detroits wildest with Australian classics. This album was released only in Australia, on CD and with a super short vinyl edition which is impossible to find nowadays, now it is reissued with added graphic material and remastered in order to reach the deserved level of sharpened guitars and rusted wall of sound!

Limited edition of copies! Roe's songwriting skills are on full display on these recordings, stripping these songs down to their essence and offering a whole new listening experience! Maatschappijkritische teksten ondersteunen zijn unieke muzikale spectrum. Waarbij Harold alle instrumenten incl. Deze klassiek geschoolde cellist met een parallel carriere als acteur kan je dus ook in de theaters tegenkomen. WAK ABC The Fifth Dimension might be a comparison but there is more. Jazz is one of the basic elements here, dreamy colorful pop and soul music are the others.

The mixture is exciting despite it's relaxed atmosphere. All thrillers here on the song front, great coverversions included turned into this band's very own songs. Originally released in While in Colombia in the mids, he found great success with his assimilation of styles like cumbia and porro but also included Cuban charanga, Puerto Rican bomba and Mexican corrido in his repertoire, making for a very diverse selection of moods and flavors.

Presented in facsimile artwork and pressed on g vinyl. Part of Vampisouls reissue series of classic Fuentes LPs. The Beatles were the first Rock 'n' Roll act allowed in the Nippon Budokan, an iconic and celebrated venue originally built to house martial arts exclusively. The Fab Four performed in front of a huge and excited audience producing a major event in the whole history of Rock Music.

INTRO Another incredible event that showed Beatlemania at one of its highest points- John, Paul, George and Ringo played their "usual" breathtaking set list in front of a wild and screaming crowd and after more than 50 years the whole thing still feels like pure Rock 'n' Roll.

Beck compled nearly shows globally in and , during which, on the 29th June 97, he played the legendary Roskilde Festival in Denmark, the largest event of its kind in Northern Europe. The full set was recorded and broadcast live across the continent, as well as in the USA, on FM radio. The entire recording is now featured on this release, showcasing the enormous talents of this musical maverick at a time when his reputation was about to explode worldwide.

MINUS Red vinyl in a gatefold jacket with full lyrics! Vocalist Terri Nunn rejoins co-founders John Crawford and David Diamond for what promises to be one of the most talked about releases of the year! LUST Each record is stamp-numbered and shipped in a protective poly sleeve. Fresh from the success of their debut album and a coveted slot opening for legends Deep Purple, this 5-song mini-album levels the band up to look their peers in Windhand and Lucifer straight in the face.

Their collaboration is a hike that started in sunny green pastures to go further with time deep in the storm-crowned mountains. A musical adventure, which from the top of the ridges looks upon the world with lucidity, embracing the entire landscape, valleys, cities, stretching all the way to the sea. THAW Together, they form the band, The Black Tones. From "womb -mates" to studio mates, the Walker twins have produced an eclectic mix of songs bound together by their unbreakable familial love and appreciation for energetic, resonant sounds.

Backed by Cedrics fearless force behind the kit, the record is a rocket ship. All songs originally released on 78 in the late 's. Fragile and dignified performances with French vocals accompanied by guitar or fiddle or sometimes both. Impeccable ballads and breakdowns.

Old school "tip on" cover. One time pressing of copies. Limited edition of copies on Priplak sleeve including a postcard and sticker. They are influenced by the most primitive blues, folk roots, swing and ragtime. Cardinal, of the Metis de Cree ethnic group, howls with a powerful voice and plays guitar influenced by both blues and jazz.

Jasmine Colette, also known as Badlands Jazz, is the rhythm section that not only plays the double bass but, in turn, plays percussion with the feet. His fiery performances and his fiery chemistry on stage are their hallmark, and what makes the audience go crazy. The record is a tight nine-song statement meant to speak to the Searching Generation and speak, it does. Dave Thomas once spoke about this recording as them jamming in the studio with the tape rolling until it finished and the band kept on playing further and further.

The most brutal recording ever done in Australia on the roots of Detroit sound. Nrb - Vespa To Venus delivers sixteen daisy-fresh, newly-recorded, bouncy-ass punk tunes " thatll have you tapping your head and her sources of oppression! Ranging from standard punk ravers "I Tell Ya! Maybe both! BIPPY In Bowie embarked on the mammoth Isolar II Tour, playing 78 shows across four continents over the course of the year. With a rejuvenated Bowie at the helm, these concerts were considered some of the best he had ever performed.

The tour concluded at Japans NHK Hall on 12th December, which was the subject of a live broadcast transmitted across many parts of the world. Featuring an eclectic mix of cuts from Heroes, Low, Station To Station and Ziggy Stardust, this dynamic show is now available on this deluxe vinyl release for all fans to enjoy.

FAME STAY TVC It contained three of his most popular singles, including the title track, which reached No. In support of the album, Bowie and his band embarked on the date Serious Moonlight tour which visited 15 countries and attracted more than two million ticket sales, thus becoming his biggest live jaunt to date. In the throes of the tour, the group played the vast Montreal Forum on 13th July , a show which was recorded for live FM broadcast.

This 2 instalment set contains the entire performance, providing a fine example of this cultural icon at the dawn of his most successful era. STAR Never before released on vinyl this recording includes just 2 side-long compositions not available on any studio album! HERZ Producer and keyboardist Colin Frechter shaped the groups Mixed Bag release, and his wistful harpsichord on tracks like "If You Really Care" lend a baroque air to the proceedings, and both bassist Tony Murray and drummer Nigel Olsson were then working as The Troggs rhythm section after having been in band Plastic Penny , while Olsson and fellow drummer Roger Pope were part of Elton Johns band, as was harmonica player Ian Duck.

Yet, with Britton composing all of the songs except one his version of Larry Weiss oft-covered "Evil Woman," which had also been tackled by The Troggs , the material is surprisingly varied, with opener "Sit Down Beside Me" and tracks like "Fly With Me" are rocking grooves with bright brass, Latinesque percussion and a bit of psychedelic phasing, while "No Sense In Hiding" is a slinky blues and "Sleep My Love" is pure dreamy psych. A rare and underappreciated gem that will appeal to all Troggs fans and lovers of British psychedelia more generally. After last spring's Little Big EP, Brower is back, and the fire behind that ass is simply inextinguishable!

Enter Buzzsaws-a glam'd-out glitter-bomb of fuzz guitars and giant vocal melodies within the Venn diagram of Bolan, Bowie and Brett Smiley. Like Little Big, each song is jammed full of sugarcoated harmonies, laser-beam licks and unearthly hooks. Unlike Little Big, Brower shows his teeth on Buzzsaws-and they are gnarly, thanks to all the sugarcoated harmonies-with several dbs of gain and big city grit added to the mix. U N HIM Swamp rock in the vein of Spencer P. Cannon Fodder is a V12 made in Le Mans Motor City, a nervous and powerful engine which stuck listeners to their sit from the first song to the end of the album!

ALONE TRY ME Capps has no intention of taking it slower. He will also continue unabated afterwards. It's a danceable country record. On the album a fierce Americana sound is interwoven with lush soundscapes and that prevailing space-country sound that is becoming his trademark! Limited edition only copies made BLUE vinyl! They released their debut and only album "Film" in December of An album considered today as cult status.

Casino Shanghai were part of a great cultural change in Mexico and its music scene. The band made various controversial appearances on TV when a band without a drummer or guitarist was unheard of. All members had been in different notorious bands in the local scene. These tracks were edited in on 12" by Mannequin Records together with a remix by In Aeternam Vale. The music of Casino Shanghai was also used for the soundtrack of some Mexican films.

Limited to copies on white vinyl with a new artwork and printed inner sleeve with photos and song lyrics. After she'd played and composed for several artists, the multi-instrumentalist released her debut record "Moon" in June which moves somewhere between Pop and Indie. It's a strong first signal of her colorful piano-playing and her voice floating above warm vocal arrangements.

SEA II The 5 pals rumbling all but unwatched now more than 25 years. And probably youll find them drinking in good company at the bar. And its now , the earth stumbles and shakes, and the SUCKERS like undead hellions get out their next piece of wax, black and running on 45 rpm, 9 songs, soul soakers, swamp rollers, mean punshers, filled up with 2 covers of their choice to proof good taste BORED!

BLUES The whole room reeks of cheap beer and reefer, wah pedals lie on top of dirty shag carpet, and Joe Pesci is there to emcee the whole thing. Confused yet? So are we. But screw it, here's an album that sounds as timeless as the precious tape it was recorded on.

A smoldering effigy to the way rock music used to simply exist and excite, and a shining example of where the unlimited data of the aughts can actually be stretched. EXIST BOOTS The italian composer went from west to east, from activism to mysticism. Her body ended up in The Seine. Her music, though, still sail. Eerie drones and anxious rythm are timeless vessels. They come with their brand new album under their wings, Rockpile of Shit, a joint Dirty Water Records and FOLC Records release, and their shoes are on fire to play it live like is the last party on this planet.

So get ready for a band that will lift you up, shake you endlessly and set your feet on fire while you jump and swing in the ultimate rock and roll rocket journey. The instruments gladly change hands from the members. Their music is often cheerful and very danceable. Flowers Of Evil ticks all the above boxes and flicks switches that would power-up a new uncharted universe of her own musical modernit.

Finders Keepers present the first-ever release of these vital archive recordings. HELLO It is located in the pre-rock era and from there, it proposes a different evolution path for music from the s to present day. Like a different musical development in a parallel timeline.

Gamelan, Hawaiian music, surf, exotica, rainforest or aquatic; these elements make up the palette which constructs a mystic and profound music that seeks ancestral connection. APUNA Black Emperor. Where 'Until the Wind Stops Blowing' primarily dealt with the grief of losing the artist's mother to cancer, and 'All Things Shining' focused on coping and the acceptance of that loss, 'They Don't Sleep Anymore' is a combination of the utmost longing for the past, and the vigorous challenge in adapting to one's own present self and potential future.

There are a lot of battling and intertwining ideas, opposites and synergies, questioning reality and self-reflection. It allows people who were at the shows an opportunity to buy the best souvenir we could imagine, and for those who werent there, the opportunity to relish in jealousy of their friends who were. This is being repressed due to Cock Sparrers latest full length released in , Forever, and their continued amazing live performances around the world, causing the amount of people who love this classic band to be ever-growing! This pinnacle record is something that should be available and affordable to everyone looking to invest in some punk roots.

These uncoated jackets are top notch and the mastering for vinyl has this sounding better than it ever has! For the kids. And He went away. And the Project was without form. And darkness was upon the staff members thereof. So they spake unto their Division Head, saying, "It is a crock of shit, and it stinks. You can ask them anything you want to. They won't answer; they can't talk. During His press conference today, the first in over years, He is quoted as saying, "I think I have a chance for the White House if I can just get my campaign pulled together in time. Let's put Florida up north for awhile, and let's get rid of all those annoying mountains and rivers.

I never could stand them! God replied to these charges by saying, "Come on, would the United States have anyone other than a citizen bless their country? One of them said, "Wow! What tits! Hey lady, would I love to snuggle up with them for awhile. What are you doing this afternoon? I was driving in downtown Atlantis.

My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was overheating. So I pulled into a Shell station. They said I'd blown a seal. I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, okay, pal? A real dive. But I knew the owner. He used to play for the Dolphins. I said "Hi, Gil! It's all like a wonderful dream! A few moments passed. She sighed again and said, "I'm afraid I'll awake in a moment and find it isn't true. Another pause and another sensuous sigh, then, softly, "I just can't believe that I'm really your wife.

In this country there's only one. And Catholic girls fuck like bunnies. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs; she was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. For instance, the female praying mantis, after mating with, well, her mate, will devour him.

For the male praying mantis, however, it's a catch If he mates, he gets screwed out of an opportunity to mate again. If he doesn't mate, he doesn't reproduce, ending his family tree. This suicidal behavior is commonly called the Preying Mantis Syndrome -- and many life forms are periodically subject to its wrath. How did the preying mantis become stuck in such an awful, vicious cycle? This is probably what happened: The male mantis arrives at the residence of the female mantis.

After some courtship exercises dinner, a movie, inserting the diaphragm they mate. The female mantis, her lust for This behavior continues until the male and female mantissas? Then the male establishes a new pattern of behavior: Football on Mondays, baseball on Tuesdays, happy hour on Wednesdays, uh, well, uh, working-late-at-the-office on Thursdays, etc.

The female tolerates this for awhile, then files for a divorce. After a long court battle, she concludes one thing: It simplifies matters tremendously to just eat him when you're done with him. Well, through the centuries of evolution, the Preying Mantis Syndrome has been carried up to the highest life forms, as well as to humans. That is why, one week out of every month, the female of the species will feel compelled to bite the head off of the male.

The Syndrome is inescapable, but when it occurs in the female of our species, it's best to just avoid them for a while. Hersh came home to find his wife sitting naked in front of the mirror, admiring her breasts. And what did he have to say about your forty-year-old ass? He doesn't know.

Never ask your lover if she'd dive in front of an oncoming band of Hell's Angels for you. She doesn't know. Never ask how many cigarettes your lover has smoked today. Cancer is a personal commitment. Never ask to see pictures of your lover's former lovers -- especially the ones who dived in front of trains. If you look like one of them, you are repeating history's mistakes. If you don't, you'll wonder what he or she saw in the others. While we are on the subject of pictures: You may admire the picture of your lover cavorting naked in a tidal pool on Maui.

Don't ask who took it. The answer is obvious. A Japanese tourist took the picture. Never ask if your lover has had therapy. Only people who have had therapy ask if people have had therapy. Assume that she bought them at a flea market. Resumes only make money for the people who write the resumes. No resume ever tells an employer how many times a job applicant has had the clap.

Why, indeed, would anyone hire a person based on a resume written by a professional liar? If the applicant is a man, the employer must ask only one question: did the applicant go to TCU? If the applicant is a woman, the employer may simply ask: does she have a tongue that can lick the paint off a dormitory wall? There stood 25 naked virgins, like candles on a cake, tied to poles, burning alive. I can see her lips moving. Go quickly and find out what she is saying. Then he turned and ran back to the imperial box. He decided to hold a contest of who at the court had the mightiest "weapon". The first knight stood up and proclaimed that he had the mightiest weapon The weapon doth rose.

The crowds cheered Another knight stood up and claimed that he had the mightiest weapon. He dropped his pants and tied a 10 pound weight to himself. After several more knights tried to prove their superiority The daughter takes in the scene and turns to her mother. Try to help someone and you get fucked.

He picked up Milli-Amp and took her for a ride on his Megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone bridge, around the sine waves, and stopped in the magnetic field by the flowing current. Micro-Farad, attracted by Milli-Amp's characteristic curves, soon had her fully charged and excited, her resistance to a minimum. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, and lowered her reluctance. He pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it into her socket, connecting them in parallel and began short circuiting her resistance shunt.

They Fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets until his magnet had a soft core and lost all of its field strength. Afterwards, Milli-Amp tried self-induction and damaged her solenoids. With his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad was unable to excite his field, so they spent the night reversing polarity and blowing each others fuses. She walks up to his cage, reaches in, and begins to fondle the beast. Needless to say, the animal becomes quite excited, and as he tries to reciprocate in kind, the woman steps back and gives him a raspberry!

The gorilla becomes enraged. He rips the bars from his cage, grabs the woman, drags her back into the cage, and ravishes her.

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While doing so, he inflicts a great deal of harm upon her person. Later, at the hospital, a neighbor of the woman visits and exclaims, "Oh, you poor dear! Are you hurt? He never writes Grandpa spied a worm crawling up out of its hole and said to his grandson, "Sonny, if you can get that there worm back down its hole, I'll give you five dollars. Out he runs an instant later with a can of hairspray, grabs the worm, and sprays it with the hairspray as it dangles earthward. He then slips the stiff worm back into its hole and turns to his grandpa with a huge smile on his face.

That was pretty smart there, boy.

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By then it's almost dark, and they say their goodnights and part. The next day sonny's playing out on the porch, and grandpa comes out of the house and gives him a five. This is from your Grandma. But the axiom is no less true. And grasping this, I can understand that complications must of course arise from a choice of the wrong example.

Pickings were slim, but in time, he saw a dove flying by. Feathers flew, and eventually the dove tottered to the edge of the cliff and shouted yes, they shout, too : "I'm a dove! I've been loved! All he could find was a lark, so away he went, and feathers flew and soon the lark tottered to the edge of the cliff and shouted: "I'm a lark! I've been sparked! This time, all that happened by was But I have spent enough time in jackrabbit country to know that most of them lead pretty dull lives; they are bored with their daily routines: eat, fuck, sleep, hop around a bush now and then No wonder some of them drift over the line into cheap thrills once in a while; there has to be a powerful adrenaline rush in crouching by the side of a road, waiting for the next set of headlights to come along, then streaking out of the bushes with split-second timing and making it across to the other side just inches in front of the speeding front wheels.

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Why not? Anything that gets the adrenaline moving like a volt blast in a copper bathtub is good for the reflexes and keeps the veins free of cholesterol When a jackrabbit gets addicted to road running, it is only a matter of time before he gets smashed -- and when a journalist turns into a politics junkie he will sooner or later start raving and babbling in print about things that only a person who has Been There can possibly understand.

They are hired to write papers for both sides of the position. A good position paper will have many words in it like "superincumbence," "egress," and "plurification. Charts and multiplication tables should always be included in position papers. They should look complicated enough to make Albert Einstein stagger across the room for a Tylenol. A good position paper will never underestimate the value of a semicolon. Against the Jews and the barbers," replies Rosenberg. That's why I want to leave.

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Santa sees her, and in typically unflappable Santa-style says, "And what do you want for Christmas, little girl? Well, Santa is definitely flapped by this, but he manages to come out with, "Ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta get the children their toys, you know. He replies, "Ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta get the children their toys, you know. Being only mortal, Santa finally gives in, sighing, "Hey hey hey, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way.

Deciding on a direct confrontation, he quickly undressed, pointed at his exposed manhood and asked his mate, "Do you know what this is? Fancying herself something of a wag, she exclaimed, "Mr. Churchill, I care for neither your politics nor your moustache. I spent the night with her sister Shirley. You can't just say it's pictures of people naked.

For example, you have these primitive African tribes that exist by chasing the wildebeest on foot, and they have to go around largely naked, because, as the old tribal saying goes: "N'wam k'honi soit qui mali," which means, "If you think you can catch a wildebeest in this climate and wear clothes at the same time, then I have some beach front property in the desert region of Northern Mali that you may be interested in.

But others would not. And still others, such as the Spectacularly Rev. Jerry Falwell, would get upset about seeing the wildebeest naked. But is it not true, that you had something in YOUR hand? Very charming, of course, but not much good in a fight. The rabbi listened solemnly to his problem, took his hand, and said, "Pray to God. My son, my favorite son, he's going to marry a shiksa, he sees nothing but goyim What about my son? Gwynn, "at this rate you must fight every day of your life; why, you fool, all the world knows it.

As he turned away, he heard the man say, "Ouch! There goes another one! After a mile or so, the bride's mount cantered under a low tree and a branch scraped her forehead lightly. The groom dismounted, glared at his wife's horse, and said, "That's number one. After another mile or so, the bride's horse stumbled over a pebble and the lady suffered a slight jostling. Again, her man leapt from his saddle and strode over to the nervous animal. Five miles later, the bride's horse became frightened when a rabbit crossed its path, reared up and threw the girl.

Immediately, the groom was off his horse. You're a sadist, that's what! The judge asked him how he pleaded to the charge of rape and, much to the magistrate's surprise, he replied, "Not guilty by reason of insanity, your Honor. A waiter approached the table. What may I serve you? As the waiter headed for the kitchen, the diner noticed that he wore a spotless white apron and clean white gloves. Soon the waiter returned, bearing a casserole dish on a cart which he uncovered to reveal two tempting filet mignons.

From a covered pocket in his apron he produced a small pair of shining silver tongs and with them he transferred the meat from the steaming casserole to the diner's plate. The waiter continued serving. Do you see this little piece of string attached to my apron? I simply unzip my pants and take it out with that piece of string.

That way everything stays sanitary. As he approaches the Jones' house, Mrs. Jones greets him warmly at the door. We're very grateful for your years of service to us and our neighborhood. I've prepared something special for you. Jones has prepared a sumptuous lunch. After dumping his letter satchel on the couch, he and Mrs. Jones have a charming meal. As the mailman finished his last glass of wine, thanking his hostess profusely, she stops him from leaving and disappears upstairs. She returns in a moment, in a daring negligee, and takes the astonished postman to the bedroom, where the elaborate farewell is consummated between the sheets.

As he's putting his pants on, Mrs. Jones reaches into her nightstand, pulls out a dollar bill, and hands it to him. Reacting to his astonished look, she says, "Well, I told my husband that you were retiring and that we should do something for you. He said 'Fuck him. Give him a dollar! We got out of the car and I pumped, she jacked I pumped, she jacked, I pumped, she jacked and then we changed the tire. Eventually we arrived at the party and when we walked in, everyone was jumping for joy. What a sight seeing her hanging nude from the chandelier! Well the party was OK, I guess, we just sat around drinking sherry and eating candy.

Everybody else started feeling merry. Those have got to be the three wildest girls I know. The tripoline, as they called it, degenerated into becoming the apparatus for a spectator sport. The people of Halifax also invented the harmonium, a device for castrating pigs during Sunday service.

But here's this. Your half of the sunshine blotter. Just chew it up like baseball gum. My attorney was now fumbling with the salt shaker containing the cocaine. Opening it. Spilling it. Then screaming and grabbing at the air, as our fine white dust blew up and out across the desert highway.

A very expensive little twister rising up from the Great Red Shark. But if you split those atoms fine, Mama keep 'em off those genes of mine! Gimme zits, take my dough, Gimme arsenic in my jelly roll Call the devil and sell my soul, But Mama keep dem atoms whole! The tongue is loosened and can yet remain in step with the brain. In the "witty and charming" state, one is likely to use foreign idioms and phrases such as "au contraire" in place of "No way, Jose" or "Bullsheyet". It's only money. However, in actual races he proved a little too romantic, and could never quite bring himself to pass a mare.

So one day the trainer went to him and told him he'd have to be castrated. The young horse, knowing that it was either this or the glue factory, took it philosophically. After all, having the operation was almost a certain guarantee of a long and illustrious racing career. After a short recovery period, the horse was again run in time trials, and found to do as well as ever.

But the first time he actually ran in a race, he only went about ten paces, before getting a dejected look on his face, turning around, and ambling back to the starting gates. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored. So he took her over to the weight guesser. Next they rode the roller coaster. After that he bought her some popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she would like to do.

I really latched onto a square one tonight, thought the boy, and using the excuse that he had developed a headache, he took the girl home. The girl's mother was surprised to see her home so early, and asked, "What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time tonight? Sittin' there suckin' them green toady frogs! Suckin' them hop toads, suckin' them chunkers, Suckin' them a leapy type, suckin' them flunkers.

Look at them toad suckers, ain't they snappy? Suckin' them bog frogs sure make's 'em happy! Them hugger mugger toad suckers, way down south, Stickin' them sucky toads in they mouth! How to be a toad sucker, no way to duck it, Get yourself a toad, rear back, and suck it! They go and see a priest and he tells them that the first requirement is to abstain from sex for thirty days. Thirty days later, the couples come back to see the priest.

He asks the first couple if they passed the test. My wife bent over the freezer to get something out, and I just happened to notice that she didn't have any panties on. I couldn't stand it any more, so I walked over to her, dropped my pants, and slipped it to her right there. The Englishman turns to the Frenchman, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild in bed? Then I take the petals off and put them all over her body. Why do dogs do that? Because they can. Anyway, the first manager nudged the second and said, "Hey, look at that!

That really looks like fun -- I wish I could do that! I tried it once, and the damn dog bit me! I mean, really, can you imagine someone being happy to see an orphan? Nobody wants them She is a woman with a mission: "Basically, what we do is band together to exchange information about which orphans are looking for which parents in what part of the country.

We're completely computerized. We'll tell some twenty-three-year-old loser that his real parents can be found at a certain address on the other side of the country. Well, by the time the kid shows up, the family is prepared. They look over the kid's photos and information and they say, 'Oh, the Emersons I think they moved out about five years ago. I think they went to Iowa, or maybe Idaho.

He's got nothing to go on but the orphan's pathetic determination to continue. Last year we even sent one kid all the way to Australia. I mean, really. Besides, if your natural parents were Australian, would you want to meet them? It works: four months later he's down to pounds and feeling great, except for one problem. He's covered with great folds of flesh where the fat used to be. He calls up the clinic, and the doctor tells him not to worry. I'm too embarrassed to be seen in public like this. Figuring the man to be a poor cripple, perhaps an accident victim, the guy obliges, not without a flush of embarrassment when the man next requests that he take out his prick and hold it in the appropriate position.

He decides to be gallant, "What's wrong, miss? He leans over and gives her a long wonderful kiss. This does wonders, and the woman's face lights up and she grins from ear to ear, and the guy wanders away feeling wonderful. Well, next week, the same guy is walking along the same beach, and sees the same girl who is once again sobbing her eyes out.

Gallant to the end, our hero says, "What's wrong, miss, can I help? The women had been arrested for soliciting and he'd been was arrested for selling ties without a license. The judge turned to the second girl. I'm not proud of it, but it's the only way I can support my mother and my children since my husband's been laid off. I'm not proud This state of affairs considerably unnerved Al's friend but didn't seem to affect the husband.

Pretty good, eh, old buddy? After a little lull in the conversation, the young man asked, "You didn't, by any chance, meet a Hazel Wimbleton in London, did you? Somewhat shaken, they maneuvered over to the side of the road, where Phil instructed Larry to get out and confront the truck driver. Obligingly, Larry got out and went around to the cab of the truck to deliver this message to the huge, burly driver, whose response was to snarl, "Ah, why doncha suck my cock.

All excited about their plan, they troop downstairs, where their mother asks them what they'd like for breakfast. I know two guys she's cut off altogether. One early morning about am, a body was brought into the mortuary, and the mortician began work. When he had unclothed the corpse, he noticed a cork in the anus. Removing it, the strains of "Hello, Dolly, well, hello, Dolly! He put the cork back, and the singing stopped. Pulling it out again, the same song started, "You're lookin' swell, Dolly! Amazed, he telephoned his partner, and insisted he come immediately to see something very unusual.

Roused from sleep, the partner asked if it could wait until morning. It took great persistence, but finally the partner agreed to dress and come down to the shop. When he got there, he said, "Now what was it that was so important you had to get me out of bed at this ungodly hour? The partner looks at him disgustedly and says: "You brought me down here at three in the morning just to hear some asshole sing Hello Dolly"?

That means I'll have to keep my legs up in the air for three days. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals? My attorney had taken his shirt off and was pouring beer on his chest, to facilitate the tanning process. No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough. The tiger staggers to his feet and looks at the elephant and says: "Man, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so pissed. The butcher, who was reasonably astute, noticed the alarmed look on the woman's face, and quickly justified himself.

Amused, the woman requested some "Damn ham. He also was amused, and suggested that they play a joke on their son. So, at dinner, after grace, the man turned to his wife and said, "Honey, pass the damn ham. Dad be gettin' hip! How 'bout them mother-fuckin' potatoes? I thought you didn't believe in God. He's not the mean and stupid God you make Him out to be. Unable to pay her passage back to France, she was in despair until an enterprising sailor made her a sporting proposition.

All it will cost you is a little love. Twice each day thereafter, the sailor smuggled a large tray of food below decks, took his pleasure with the little French stowaway and departed. The days turned into weeks, and the weeks might have turned into months if the captain hadn't noticed the sailor carrying food below one evening and followed him. After witnessing this unique bit of barter, he waited until the sailor had departed and then confronted the girl, demanding an explanation.

She told him the whole story. However, miss, I feel it is only fair to tell you that this is the Staten Island Ferry. Tell me about it. But after a few more drinks his tongue and resolution both seemed to weaken and, turning to his buddy, he said, "Okay. It's your wife. Will there be anything else? Almost in shock, she says, "Did I pick you up in the bar last night?

No matter how assured we may be about certain aspects of our belief, there are always painful inconsistencies, exceptions, and contradictions. This is true in religion as it is in politics, and is self-evident to all except fanatics and the naive. As for the fanatics, whose number is legion in our own time, we might be advised to leave them to heaven.

They will not, unfortunately, do us the same courtesy. They attack us and each other, and whatever their protestations to peaceful intent, the bloody record of history makes clear that they are easily disposed to restore to the sword. My own belief in God, then, is just that -- a matter of belief, not knowledge. My respect for Jesus Christ arises from the fact that He seems to have been the most virtuous inhabitant of Planet Earth.

But even well-educated Christians are frustrated in their thirst for certainty about the beloved figure of Jesus because of the undeniable ambiguity of the scriptural record. Such ambiguity is not apparent to children or fanatics, but every recognized Bible scholar is perfectly aware of it. Some Christians, alas, resort to formal lying to obscure such reality. And then there's the guy who bought 20, bras, cut them in half, and sold 40, yamalchas with chin straps But the reward of a successful collaboration is a thing that cannot be produced by either of the parties working alone.

It is akin to the benefits of sex with a partner, as opposed to masturbation. The latter is fun, but you show me anyone who has gotten a baby from playing with him or herself, and I'll show you an ugly baby, with just a whole bunch of knuckles. Let me tell you who the actual "front-runners" are. On one side, you have George Bush, who is currently going through a sort of fraternity hazing wherein he has to perform a series of humiliating stunts to win the approval of the Republican Right. For example, they had him make a speech oozing praise all over William Loeb, deceased publisher of the Manchester N.

Union Leader and Slime Journalist. Loeb had dumped viciously all over George in the New Hampshire primary. But when the Right held a big tribute for Loeb, George came back to the fold, like a man with a bungee cord wrapped around his neck. So this is a very confusing situation, and what makes it even worse is, our standards keep changing.

Take Playboy magazine. Back in the s, when I started reading it strictly for the articles, Playboy was considered just about the raciest thing around, even though all it ever showed was women's breasts. Granted, any given one of these breasts would have provided adequate shelter for a family of four, but the overall effect was no more explicit than many publications we think nothing of today, such as Sports Illustrated's Annual Nipples Poking Through Swimsuits Issue.

Minstrel Flawse's introduction of himself into Sir Oswald had met with that reaction known as dog-knotting on the part of all concerned I gan noo wha ma organs gan When oft I lay abed I should ha' known 'twas never Fleur So rither hang me upside doon That smelt so mooch of sweat Than by ma empty head. For she was iver sweet and pure And iver her purse was wet. But old Sir Oswald allus stank Of horse and hound and dung So hang me noo fra' Elsdon tree And when I chose to breech his rank And draw ma innards out Was barrel to my bung. That all the wald around may see What I have done without.

But ere ye come to draw ma heart Na do it all so quick So prick 'em wet or prick 'em dry But prise the arse of Oswald 'part 'Tis all the same to me And bring me back ma prick. I canna wait for him to die Afore I have a pee. Is this restaurant a hidden gem or off-the-beaten path? Is this a place where you buy ingredients to cook your own food?

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